My Life as Liz
narcotic-biotic:

stability:

god bless america


this is too amazing
eternalsailor2chainz:

E X C U S E M E YOU ARE E LIST MOTHER FUCKER. IM # FUCKING 1 AND YOURE THROWIN SHADE AT ME??? YOU BETTER FALL THE FUCK BACK WITH YOUR DAD MUSTACHE LOOKIN LIKE YOU HAVIN A MID LIFE CRISIS WEARING SHORTS AND A SNAPBACK. EVEN BLACK MACKLEMORE OVER THERE ON THE LEFT GIVIN THAT SIDE EYE AT YOUR SHITTY OUTFIT. IRRELEVANT ASS BITCH.
mbti mixtapes i’ve made so far

thru-his-green-eyes:

// isfj // infj // enfp // intj // infp // entp // mbti //

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balletcas:

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when bae sets up a surprise date <3

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nivalingreenhow:

when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires 

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safarizone:

vondell-swain:

i can’t imagine avril lavigne as an adult

just like sitting at home with a husband and a dog and doing taxes and mowing the grass when it gets too high

I can imagine it. Avril is sitting there, just feeding the baby. She’s very bored and misses her old punk rock lifestyle, so she turns on the TV for some much needed escapism. Guess who she sees? Skater boy rocking up MTV.

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  • Europeans: I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.
  • Americans: I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.
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vintage style dress free pattern

inmysewingbox:

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vintage style dress free pattern from lets knit

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