My Life as Liz
stardrawing:

tastefullyoffensive:

Don’t drink and derive.

fucck, no, fuck this, nope, fuck shut the fuck, nope, goodbye, nope

ask-sky-lark:

jeansmom:

jeansdad:

kirschtein-relatable:

rainbowjaeger:

drhanniballecter:

Fun Fact: In Germany you need a coin in order to operate shopping carts.

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I think that’s a Europe thing because we also have that here in the Netherlands

Switzerland isn’t part of Europe but we got that too!

Sweden as well.

wait you mean there are places where you can use them for free?

Wait in Europe You have to pay to use shopping carts? They’re free here in America… Or at least where I’m from. :o

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major-ocelot:

"Pop is acidic enough to clean the rust off a penny, and you’re gonna put that shit in your body?!"

Yup

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shortandsweet:

Surprisingly, perfectionists are often procrastinators, as they can tend to think “I don’t have the right skills or resources to do this perfectly now, so I won’t do it at all.”

this is an important thing to remember.

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I’M JUST GONNA TITLE THIS ONE ‘THE EXPERIMENT’.

toocabaret:

benedoodle-cumberpoodle:

WHAT IS AIR?

YOU GOT YOUR SEX ADDICTS

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YOU GOT YOUR GEEKS

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YOU GOT YOUR FOREIGNERS

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YOU GOT YOUR ALIENS

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YOU GOT YOUR BASKETBALL PLAYERS

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YOU GOT THE PEOPLE WHO THINK YOU’RE HIGH WHEN YOU’RE JUST FROM TUMBLR

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YOU GOT YOUR VOLDEMORTS

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YOU GOT YOUR INDIAN PEOPLE WHO THINK OMEGLE IS A GAME SHOW

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AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST YOU GOT YOUR FELLOW TUMBLR TROLLS

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YOU GOT YOUR CAPTAIN OBVIOUS

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You got your Voldemorts

I’m surprised you didn’t get a wildcats

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